作为friends的坚定拥趸,很少关注其它喜剧,但这部片子的题材实在很难让人拒绝。好在时间都不长,一集就20分钟,很容易就看完了第一季,现在已经巴巴地望着下一季了。

Brief of The Big Bang Theory

Scene: A corridor at a sperm bank.
Sheldon: So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it
and either slit is observed it will not go through both slits. If it’s
unobserved it will, however, if it’s observed after it’s left the plane
but before it hits its target, it will not have gone through both
slits.
Leonard: Agreed, what’s your point?
Sheldon: There’s no point, I just think it’s a good idea for a
tee-shirt.
Leonard: Excuse me?
Receptionist: Hang on.
Leonard: One across is Aegean, eight down is Nabakov, twenty-six across
is MCM, fourteen down is… move your finger… phylum, which makes fourteen
across Port-au-Prince. See, Papa Doc’s capital idea, that’s
Port-au-Prince. Haiti.
Receptionist: Can I help you?
Leonard: Yes. Um, is this the High IQ sperm bank?
Receptionist: If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn’t be here.
Sheldon: I think this is the place.
Receptionist: Fill these out.
Leonard: Thank-you. We’ll be right back.
Receptionist: Oh, take your time. I’ll just finish my crossword puzzle.
Oh wait.

星战,太空堡垒,时间机器,matrix,终结者,魔兽世界,哈比人,halo,评论音轨,导演剪辑版,看到这些理工科宿舍的关键词,只能说,非常亲切。

Season 1: Penny showed up.

September 24, 2007 – May 19, 2008

  • Penny *)
    (portrayed by Kaley
    Cuoco
    )
    removed to the building and became part of the unearthly scientific
    group. Having broken up with couple of ex-boyfriends, she accepted
    Leonard’s date.
  • Leonard
    Hofstadter

    (portrayed by Johnny
    Galecki
    )
    is always being made fun of on his small achievement in science. But
    he is the core of the group and finally hit on Penny.
  • Sheldon
    Cooper

    (portrayed by Jim
    Parsons
    )
    is a lucky man who lives in his own cosmos. But everbody loves him.
  • Howard
    Wolowitz

    (portrayed by Simon
    Helberg
    )
    is a teeny-tiny man living with his mother who always trys to show
    off himself to every girl he comes across.
  • Rajesh
    Koothrappali

    (portrayed by Kunal
    Nayyar
    ),
    instead, can’t speak any word everytime he comes across a girl. But
    he starts to change this awkward situation a little bit, like taking
    pills.
  • Sara
    Gilbert

    as Leslie
    Winkle

    is a absolutely rational scientist and the only one who made fun of
    Sheldon without a counterattack.

(They sit and begin to fill in forms).

印象比较深刻的有:

Season 2: Everyone worked hard!

September 22, 2008 – May 11, 2009

  • Penny worked in a restaurant of Cheesecake Factory. And the very one
    deep in her heart turned out to be Leonard.
  • Leonard struggled all his life.
  • Sheldon started three-times-knock when he paid a visit to others.
  • Howard sended a toilet to the space.
  • Rajesh looked at the stars.
  • Kevin
    Sussman

    as Stuart
    Bloom

    and his comic book store showed up.

Sheldon: Leonard, I don’t think I can do this.
Leonard: What, are you kidding? You’re a semi-pro.
Sheldon: No. We are committing genetic fraud. There’s no guarantee that
our sperm is going to generate high IQ offspring, think about that. I
have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at
Fuddruckers.
Leonard: Sheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get
fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment.
Sheldon: I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads, but there’s some
poor woman is going to pin her hopes on my sperm, what if she winds up
with a toddler who doesn’t know if he should use an integral or a
differential to solve the area under a curve.
Leonard: I’m sure she’ll still love him.
Sheldon: I wouldn’t.
Leonard: Well, what do you want to do?
Sheldon: I want to leave.
Leonard: Okay.
Sheldon: What’s the protocol for leaving?
Leonard: I don’t know, I’ve never reneged on a proffer of sperm
before.
Sheldon: Let’s try just walking out.
Leonard: Okay.
Receptionist: Bye.
Sheldon: Bye-bye
Leonard: See you.
Scene: The stairs of the apartment building.
Sheldon: Are you still mad about the sperm bank?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?
Leonard: Not really.
Sheldon: If the height of a single step is off by as little as two
millimetres, most people will trip.
Leonard: I don’t care. Two millimetres? That doesn’t seem right.
Sheldon: No, it’s true, I did a series of experiments when I was twelve,
my father broke his clavicle.
Leonard: Is that why they sent you to boarding school?
Sheldon: No, that was the result of my work with lasers.
Leonard: New neighbour?
Sheldon: Evidently.
Leonard: Significant improvement over the old neighbour.
Sheldon: Two hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition, yes she
is.
Penny: Oh, hi!
Leonard: Hi.
Sheldon: Hi.
Leonard: Hi.
Sheldon: Hi.
Penny: Hi?
Leonard: We don’t mean to interrupt, we live across the hall.
Penny: Oh, that’s nice.
Leonard: Oh… uh… no… we don’t live together… um… we live together but in
separate, heterosexual bedrooms.
Penny: Oh, okay, well, guess I’m your new neighbour, Penny.
Leonard: Leonard, Sheldon.
Penny: Hi.
Leonard: Hi.
Sheldon: Hi.
Penny: Hi.
Leonard: Hi. Well, uh, oh, welcome to the building.
Penny: Thankyou, maybe we can have coffee sometime.
Leonard: Oh, great.
Penny: Great.
Sheldon: Great.
Leonard: Great. Well, bye.
Penny: Bye.
Sheldon: Bye.
Leonard: Bye.
Leonard: Should we have invited her for lunch?
Sheldon: No. We’re going to start Season Two of Battlestar Galactica.
Leonard: We already watched the Season Two DVDs.
Sheldon: Not with commentary.
Leonard: I think we should be good neighbours, invite her over, make her
feel welcome.
Sheldon: We never invited Louis-slash-Louise over.
Leonard: Well, then that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle.
Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on myspace.
Leonard: Yes, and you’ve never met one of them.
Sheldon: That’s the beauty of it.
Leonard: I’m going to invite her over. We’ll have a nice meal and
chat.
Sheldon: Chat? We don’t chat. At least not offline.
Leonard: Well it’s not difficult, you just listen to what she says and
then you say something appropriate in response.
Sheldon: To what end?
Leonard: Hi. Again.
Penny: Hi.
Sheldon: Hi.
Leonard: Hi.
Penny: Hi.
Leonard: Anyway, um. We brought home Indian food. And, um. I know that
moving can be stressful, and I find that when I’m undergoing stress,
that good food and company can have a comforting effect. Also, curry is
a natural laxative, and I don’t have to tell you that, uh, a clean colon
is just one less thing to worry about.
Sheldon: Leonard, I’m not expert here but I believe in the context of a
luncheon invitation, you might want to skip the reference to bowel
movements.
Penny: Oh, you’re inviting me over to eat?
Leonard: Uh, yes.
Penny: Oh, that’s so nice, I’d love to.
Leonard: Great.
Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
Credits sequence.
Scene: Sheldon and Leonard’s apartment.
Leonard: Okay, well, make yourself at home.
Penny: Okay, thankyou.
Leonard: You’re very welcome.
Penny: This looks like some serious stuff, Leonard, did you do this?
Sheldon: Actually that’s my work.
Penny: Wow.
Sheldon: Yeah, well, it’s just some quantum mechanics, with a little
string theory doodling around the edges. That part there, that’s just a
joke, it’s a spoof of the Bourne-Oppenheimer approximation.
Penny: So you’re like, one of those, beautiful mind genius guys.
Sheldon: Yeah.
Penny: This is really impressive.
Leonard: I have a board. If you like boards, this is my board.
Penny: Holy smokes.
Sheldon: If by holy smokes you mean a derivative restatement of the kind
of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any men’s room at MIT,
sure.
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: Oh, come on. Who hasn’t seen this differential below “here I
sit broken hearted?”
Leonard: At least I didn’t have to invent twenty-six dimensions just to
make the math come out.
Sheldon: I didn’t invent them, they’re there.
Leonard: In what universe?
Sheldon: In all of them, that is the point.
Penny: Uh, do you guys mind if I start?
Sheldon: Um, Penny, that’s where I sit.
Penny: So, sit next to me.
Sheldon: No, I sit there.
Penny: What’s the difference?
Sheldon: What’s the difference?
Leonard: Here we go.
Sheldon: In the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator to
remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the
summer it’s directly in the path of a cross breeze created by open
windows there, and there. It faces the television at an angle that is
neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide to
create a parallax distortion, I could go on, but I think I’ve made my
point.
Penny: Do you want me to move?
Sheldon: Well.
Leonard: Just sit somewhere else.
Sheldon: Fine.?(Wanders in circles, looking lost.)
Leonard: Sheldon, sit!
Sheldon: Aaah!
Leonard: Well this is nice. We don’t have a lot of company over.
Sheldon: That’s not true. Koothrapali and Wolowitz come over all the
time.
Leonard: Yes I now, but…
Sheldon: Tuesday night we played Klingon boggle until one in the
morning.
Leonard: Yes, I remember.
Sheldon: I resent you saying we don’t have company.
Leonard: I’m sorry.
Sheldon: That is an antisocial implication.
Leonard: I said I’m sorry.
Penny: So, Klingon boggle?
Leonard: Yeah, it’s like regular boggle but, in Klingon. That’s probably
enough about us, tell us about you.
Penny: Um, me, okay, I’m Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more
than you need to know.
Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural
delusion that the Sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily
defined constellations and the time of your birth somehow effects your
personality.
Penny: Participate in the what?
Leonard: I think what Sheldon’s trying to say, is that Sagittarius
wouldn’t have been our first guess.
Penny: Oh, yeah, a lot of people think I’m a water sign. Okay, let’s
see, what else, oh, I’m a vegetarian, oh, except for fish, and the
occasional steak, I love steak.
Sheldon: That’s interesting. Leonard can’t process corn.
Leonard: Wu-uh, do you have some sort of a job?
Penny: Oh, yeah, I’m a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory.
Leonard: Oh, okay. I love cheesecake.
Sheldon: You’re lactose intolerant.
Leonard: I don’t eat it, I just think it’s a good idea.
Penny: Oh, anyways, I’m also writing a screenplay. It’s about this
sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln Nebraska to be an actress,
and winds up a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory.
Leonard: So it’s based on your life?
Penny: No, I’m from Omaha.
Leonard: Well, if that was a movie I would go see it.
Penny: I know, right? Okay, let’s see, what else? Um, that’s about it.
That’s the story of Penny.
Leonard: Well it sounds wonderful.
Penny: It was. Until I fell in love with a jerk.
Sheldon?(mouths): What’s happening.
Leonard?(mouths back): I don’t know.
Penny: Oh God, you know, four years I lived with him, four years, that’s
like as long as High School.
Sheldon: It took you four years to get through High School?
Leonard: Don’t.
Penny: I just, I can’t believe I trusted him.
Leonard: Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.
Sheldon: You? No, you’ll only make it worse.
Penny: You want to know the most pathetic part? Even though I hate his
lying, cheating guts, I still love him. Is that crazy?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: No, it’s not crazy it’s, uh, uh, it’s a paradox. And paradoxes
are part of nature, think about light. Now if you look at Huygens, light
is a wave, as confirmed by the double slit experiments, but then, along
comes Albert Einstein and discovers that light behaves like particles
too. Well, I didn’t make it worse.
Penny: Oh, I’m so sorry, I’m such a mess, and on top of everything else
I’m all gross from moving and my stupid shower doesn’t even work.
Leonard: Our shower works.
Penny: Really? Would it be totally weird if I used it?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: No?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: No.
Leonard: It’s right down the hall.
Penny: Thanks. You guys are really sweet.
Sheldon: Well this is an interesting development.
Leonard: How so?
Sheldon: It has been some time since we’ve had a woman take her clothes
off in our apartment.
Leonard: That’s not true, remember at Thanksgiving my grandmother with
Alzheimer’s had that episode.
Sheldon: Point taken. It has been some time since we’ve had a woman take
her clothes off after which we didn’t want to rip our eyes out.
Leonard: The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.
Sheldon: So, what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?
Leonard: Excuse me?
Sheldon: That woman in there’s not going to have sex with you.
Leonard: Well I’m not trying to have sex with her.
Sheldon: Oh, good. Then you won’t be disappointed.
Leonard: What makes you think she wouldn’t have sex with me, I’m a male
and she’s a female?
Sheldon: Yes, but not of the same species.
Leonard: I’m not going to engage in hypotheticals here, I’m just trying
to be a good neighbour.
Sheldon: Oh, of course.
Leonard: That’s not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop
that I wouldn’t participate. However briefly.
Sheldon: Do you think this possibility will be helped or hindered when
she discovers your Luke Skywalker no-more-tears shampoo?
Leonard: It’s Darth Vader shampoo.?(There is a knock on the door.)?Luke
Skywalker’s the conditioner.
Howard: Wait till you see this.
Raj: It’s fantastic. Unbelievable.
Leonard: See what?
Howard: It’s a Stephen Hawking lecture from MIT in 1974.
Leonard: This is not a good time.
Howard: It’s before he became a creepy computer voice:.
Leonard: That’s great, you guys have to go.
Raj: Why?
Leonard: It’s just not a good time.
Sheldon: Leonard has a lady over.
Howard: Yeah, right, your grandmother back in town?
Leonard: No. And she’s not a lady, she’s just a new neighbour.
Howard: Hang on, there really is a lady here?
Leonard: Uh-huh.
Howard: And you want us out because you’re anticipating coitus?
Leonard: I’m not anticipating coitus.
Howard: So she’s available for coitus?
Leonard: Can we please stop saying coitus?
Sheldon: Technically that would be coitus interruptus.
Penny: Hey, is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower.
Oh. Hi, sorry. Hello!
Howard: Enchante Madamoiselle. Howard Wolowitz, Cal-Tech department of
Applied Physics. You may be familiar with some of my work, it’s
currently orbiting Jupiter’s largest moon taking high-resolution digital
photographs.
Penny: Penny. I work at the Cheesecake Factory.
Leonard: Come on, I’ll show you the trick with the shower.
Howard: Bon douche.
Penny: I’m sorry?
Howard: It’s French for good shower. It’s a sentiment I can express in
six languages.
Leonard: Save it for your blog, Howard.
Howard: See-ka-tong-guay-jow.
Scene: In the bathroom.
Leonard: Uh, there it goes, it sticks, I’m sorry.
Penny: Okay. Thanks.
Leonard: You’re welcome, oh, you’re going to step right, okay, I’ll….
Penny: Hey, Leonard?
Leonard: The hair products are Sheldon’s.
Penny: Um, okay. Can I ask you a favour.
Leonard: A favour? Sure, you can ask me a favour, I would do you a
favour for you.
Penny: It’s okay if you say no.
Leonard: Oh, I’ll probably say yes.
Penny: It’s just not the kind of thing you ask a guy you’ve just met.
Leonard: Wow.
Scene: Leonard and Sheldon, Inside Leonard’s car
365bet官网,Sheldon: I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.
Leonard: Must we?
Sheldon: Event A. A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B.
We drive half way across town to retrieve a television set from the
aforementioned woman’s ex-boyfriend. Query, on what plane of existence
is there even a semi-rational link between these events?
Leonard: She asked me to do her a favour, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Ah, yes, well that may be the proximal cause of our journey,
but we both know it only exists in contradistinction to the higher level
distal cause.
Leonard: Which is?
Sheldon: You think with your penis.
Leonard: That’s a biological impossibility and you didn’t have to
come.
Sheldon: Oh, right, yes, I could have stayed behind and watched Wolowitz
try to hit on Penny in Russian, Arabic and Farsi. Why can’t she get her
own TV.
Leonard: Come on, you know how it is with break-ups.
Sheldon: No I don’t. And neither do you.
Leonard: Wuh, I, I broke up with Joyce Kim.
Sheldon: You did not break up with Joyce Kim, she defected to North
Korea.
Leonard: To mend her broken heart. This situation is much less
complicated. There’s some kind of dispute between Penny and her
ex-boyfriend as to who gets custody of the TV. She just wanted to avoid
having a scene with him.
Sheldon: So we get to have a scene with him?
Leonard: No, Sheldon, there’s not going to be a scene. There’s two of us
and one of him.
Sheldon: Leonard, the two of us can’t even carry a TV.
Scene: Back at the apartment.
Penny?(to Raj): So, you guys work with Leonard and Sheldon at the
University?
(Raj looks at her, looks back at his food, takes a mouthful).
Penny: Uh, I’m sorry, do you speak English?
Howard: Oh, he speaks English, he just can’t speak to women.
Penny: Really, why?
Howard: He’s kind of a nerd. Juice box?
Scene: Outside Penny’s old apartment building.
Leonard?(pushes buzzer): I’ll do the talking.
Voice from buzzer: Yeah.
Leonard: Hi, I’m Leonard, this is Sheldon.
Sheldon: Hello.
Leonard: What did I just…. Uh, we’re here to pick up Penny’s TV.
Voice: Get lost.
Sheldon: Okay, thanks for your time.
Leonard: We’re not going to give up just like that.
Sheldon: Leonard, the TV is in the building, we’ve been denied access to
the building, ergo we are done.
Leonard: Excuse me, if I were to give up at the first little hitch I
never would have been able to identify the fingerprints of string theory
in the aftermath of the big bang.
Sheldon: My apologies. What’s your plan.
(Leonard starts rattling the doors violently.)
Sheldon: It’s just a privilege to watch your mind at work.
Leonard: Come on, we have a combined IQ of 360, we should be able to
figure out how to get into a stupid building.
(Two girl scouts arrive carrying bags of cookies. One runs her hand down
the intercom, pushing all the buttons. The door is buzzed open.)
Sheldon: What do you think their combined IQ is?
Leonard: Just grab the door.
Scene: Outside Penny’s ex-boyfriend’s apartment.
Leonard: This is it.?(Knocks.)?I’ll do the talking.
Sheldon: Good thinking, I’ll just be the muscle.
Enormous man: Yeah?
Leonard: I’m Leonard, this is Sheldon.
Sheldon: From the intercom.
Man: How the hell did you get in the building?
Leonard: Oh. We’re scientists.
Sheldon: Tell him about our IQ.
Scene: Outside the apartment building. Leonard and Sheldon exit. They
are not wearing trousers.
Sheldon: Leonard.
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: My mom bought me those pants.
Leonard: I’m sorry.
Sheldon: You’re going to have to call her.
Scene: On the stairs of Sheldon and Leonard’s building.
Leonard: Sheldon, I’m so sorry I dragged you through this.
Sheldon: It’s okay. It wasn’t my first pantsing, and it won’t be my
last.
Leonard: And you were right about my motives, I was hoping to establish
a relationship with Penny that might have some day led to sex.
Sheldon: Well you got me out of my pants.
Leonard: Anyway, I’ve learned my lesson. She’s out of my league, I’m
done with her, I’ve got my work, one day I’ll win the Nobel Prize and
then I’ll die alone.
Sheldon: Don’t think like that, you’re not going to die alone.
Leonard: Thank you Sheldon, you’re a good friend.
Sheldon: And you’re certainly not going to win a Nobel Prize.
Scene: Inside Sheldon and Leonard’s apartment.
Howard: This is one of my favourite places to kick back after a quest,
they have a great house ale.
Penny: Wow, cool tiger.
Howard: Yeah, I’ve had him since level ten. His name is Buttons. Anyway,
if you had your own game character we could hang out, maybe go on a
quest.
Penny: Uh, sounds interesting.
Howard: So you’ll think about it?
Penny: Oh, I don’t think I’ll be able to stop thinking about it.
Raj: Smooth.
Leonard: We’re home.
Penny: Oh, my God, what happened?
Leonard: Well, your ex-boyfriend sends his regards and I think the rest
is fairly self-explanatory.
Penny: I’m so sorry, I really thought if you guys went instead of me he
wouldn’t be such an ass.
Leonard: No, it was a valid hypothesis.
Sheldon: That was a valid hypothesis? What is happening to you?
Penny: Really, thank you so much for going and trying you’re, uh, you’re
so terrific. Why don’t you put some clothes on, I’ll get my purse and
dinner is on me, okay?
Leonard: Really? Great.
Sheldon: Thank you. You’re not done with her, are you?
Leonard: Our babies will be smart and beautiful.
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.
Scene: All five in Leonard’s car.
Leonard: Is Thai food okay with you Penny?
Penny: Sure.
Sheldon: We can’t have Thai food, we had Indian for lunch.
Penny: So?
Sheldon: They’re both curry based cuisines.
Penny: So?
Sheldon: They would be gastronomically redundant. I can see we’re going
to have to spell out everything for this girl.
Penny: Any ideas Raj??(He just looks at her with a worried
expression.)
Howard: Turn left on Lake Street and head up to Colorado. I know a
wonderful little sushi bar that has karaoke.
Penny: That sounds like fun.
Howard?(sings): Baby, baby don’t get hooked on me. Uh, baby, baby don’t
get hooked on me.
Sheldon: I don’t know what your odds are in the world as a whole, but as
far as the population of this car goes, you’re a veritable Mack Daddy.
Written by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady

Leonard同学为了告别过去,拥抱新生活,决心将珍藏的模型和影音书籍送人时,那决绝的表情,还有义正辞严的呵斥“不要靠近!否则我将把包装打开”……真是太有爱了。

Season 3: Love!

September 21, 2009 – May 24, 2010

几个人凑钱在ebay上买了一个原比例的时间机器回来,很拉风。

Season 4: Girls and boys!

September 23, 2010 – May 19, 2011

  • Amy claimed herself as Penny’s best friend. With Bernadette they
    hanged out together in girls’ night.
  • Aarti
    Mann

    as Priya
    Koothrappali

    form India became Leonard’s girlfriend.
  • Howard got engaged with Bernadette.
  • Sheldon often had video chat with Amy, which comforted him a lot.

Penny玩halo居然比sheldon都好,跟monica似的,难道女人的运动细胞真的有那么强悍?完全不符合经验规律~~~

Season 5: Couples!

September 22, 2011 – May 10, 2012

  • After preparing for their wedding for the whole season, Howard and
    Bernadette finally celebrated it.
  • Penny and Leonard started beta-test for their relationship before
    release with bug report when they went into conflict.
  • Shldon and Amy moved their relationship to the next level — had a
    contract to formulate the rights and obligations as girlfriend and
    boyfriend.
  • Raj? The best man of Howard.

猥琐男Howard Wolowitz,赢了physics
bowl(物理碗)之后,跪地脱衣,搭配《we are the champion》……

Season 6: Departure.

September 27, 2012 – May 16, 2013

  • Raj finally had a long relationsip, for a season, with a girl Kate
    Micucci

    as
    Lucy
    but ended up with too much push. But this tragedy resulted in Raj
    could talk to women without alcohol as his heart was open.
  • After 3 years, Sheldon and Amy had a intimate intercourse,
    fictitiously.
  • Leonard and Penny maintained a relationship for the whole season.
  • Howard? Became the master of Dungeons & Dragons.

nerd们通过网络将控制信号发送出去,经过卫星、不同大陆的网关,延迟1秒多再回到家来,将一盏灯熄灭,这么做的理由是“we
can”。

Season 7: Going on.

September 26, 2013 – May 15, 2014

  • Raj had a “girlfriend” Laura
    Spencer
    )
    as
    Emily.
  • Penny moved on to her acting career but finally quited and had
    engaged with Leonard, seriously.
  • Sheldon lived a life but his career went into a turning point.
  • The Wolowitzs just went on but Stuart lived with their Mom.

“吴彦祖”Sheldon同学的自负:“火箭科学家?火箭科学家?你为什么不告诉他我是金门大桥上收费的?火箭科学家?太丢人了”,以及他的中文:“哎呀,吓死我了”、“猛牛在我床上,很多很多蒙牛”(朋友在我车上,很多很多朋友),还有它的多普勒效应外套。

Season 8: Family!

September 22, 2014 – May 7, 2015

———————花絮的分隔线——————–

Season 9: Together!

September 21, 2015 – May 12, 2016

  • Sheldon slept together with Amy.
  • Penny would have a “second” wedding with Leonard.
  • Bernadette was pregnant.

第九集里面Howard用手机把Leonard和Sheldon在理论物理论坛上打架的视频拍了下来,传到了youtube上,然后被两个中国人看到。
而这段视频在youtube上的确有,而且从视角来应该是Howard拍摄的原版,里面还有Rajesh同学无辜的大头……
《Physicists Gone Wild》
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JwsRg6h28c

Season 10: Life!

September 19, 2016 – May 11, 2017

  • Penny had another wedding ceremony with Leonard as both family and
    friends were around, Bernadette gave birth to a baby, and Raj
    started paying bills by himself. It is what we called life itself.
    Sometimes it is just going on.
  • Sheldon proposed to Amy.

——————–完整版主题曲———————

Barenaked ladies – “History of Everything”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItIdeKg5kt4

歌词
THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait…
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
“Since the dawn of man” is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this
song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It’s expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won’t be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it’ll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they’re catching deer (we’re catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

来自silenthill的rap化翻译:

宇宙曾经又粘又烫
140亿年前炸变了样
地球变得不那么烫
自养生物却闹开了炕
穴居带着发明工具出来溜趟
那比得了我们的长城壮
也比不了金字塔强
数学 自然科学 历史 让神秘变了样
一切都是大爆炸制造的(景)象
其实人类(历史)很渺小
星系唱完这支歌就得叫:嗷~(玩完鸟)
元素形成比微秒过完还早
全世界两足动物站起来鸟
恐龙不得不说:靠!(玩完鸟)
突变也变成了空套
他们数量越来越少(pp都成了化石翘)(源自鸡翘)
大洋和泛古陆相交
回见吧,不想走你的老套

———-第一季各集名字(物理名词风格)和剧情概要———

E01: “Pilot”
Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new
neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about
science, they know little about actual living.
E02: “The Big Bran Hypothesis”
Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good
impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt
at chivalry goes terribly awry.
E03: “The Fuzzy Boots Corollary”
Leonard asks a woman out after he finds out that Penny is seeing
someone.
E04: “The Luminous Fish Effect”
Sheldon’s getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer
outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his
friend out of his funk.
E05: “The Hamburger Postulate”
Fearing he’s wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a
connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his
hamburger routine.
E06: “The Middle-Earth Paradigm”
Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz, and
Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
E07: “The Dumpling Paradox”
With Wolowitz AWOL with one of her friends, Penny’s recruited to fill in
for him on the guys’ Halo team.
E08: “The Grasshopper Experiment”
Raj’s parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can
talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
E09: “The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization”
When they’re invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon’s
reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between he and Leonard,
and Penny’s intervention only exacerbates the situation.
E10: “The Loobenfeld Decay”
Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production
of Rent. However, Sheldon’s lie becomes a bit too complicated for its
own good.
E11: “The Pancake Batter Anomaly”
With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick—and avoiding him as
a result—Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn’t a clue what she’s in
for.
E12: “The Jerusalem Duality”
With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a
15-year-old physicist who’s smarter than he, the rest of the guys search
for a way to eliminate the threat.
E13: “The Bat Jar Conjecture”
Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang’s Physics Bowl team and
replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team, hoping to prove he’s
superior.
E14: “The Nerdvana Annihilation”
When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960’s The Time Machine makes
Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He
decides it’s time to give up such childish pursuits.
E15: “The Porkchop Indeterminacy”
The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon’s twin sister, and Leonard’s plan
to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he’ll be the one to
decide who can date her.
E16: “The Peanut Reaction”
Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon’s
indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
E17: “The Tangerine Factor”
Penny’s break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and
each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

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