既然现在没蜜蜂出没 你可以用我的肾上腺素
Since it’s not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.

Scene: A corridor at a sperm bank.
Sheldon: So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it
and either slit is observed it will not go through both slits. If it’s
unobserved it will, however, if it’s observed after it’s left the plane
but before it hits its target, it will not have gone through both
slits.
Leonard: Agreed, what’s your point?
Sheldon: There’s no point, I just think it’s a good idea for a
tee-shirt.
Leonard: Excuse me?
Receptionist: Hang on.
Leonard: One across is Aegean, eight down is Nabakov, twenty-six across
is MCM, fourteen down is… move your finger… phylum, which makes fourteen
across Port-au-Prince. See, Papa Doc’s capital idea, that’s
Port-au-Prince. Haiti.
Receptionist: Can I help you?
Leonard: Yes. Um, is this the High IQ sperm bank?
Receptionist: If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn’t be here.
Sheldon: I think this is the place.
Receptionist: Fill these out.
Leonard: Thank-you. We’ll be right back.
Receptionist: Oh, take your time. I’ll just finish my crossword puzzle.
Oh wait.

Brief of The Big Bang Theory

泰国在19世纪后半期才有叉子
Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century.
有趣的是他们不直接把叉子放在嘴里而是用叉子来吧食物放在勺子里然后用勺子放到嘴里.
Interesingly they don’t put the fork in their mouth.They use it to put
the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth.

(They sit and begin to fill in forms).

Season 1: Penny showed up.

September 24, 2007 – May 19, 2008

  • Penny *)
    (portrayed by Kaley
    Cuoco
    )
    removed to the building and became part of the unearthly scientific
    group. Having broken up with couple of ex-boyfriends, she accepted
    Leonard’s date.
  • Leonard
    Hofstadter

    (portrayed by Johnny
    Galecki
    )
    is always being made fun of on his small achievement in science. But
    he is the core of the group and finally hit on Penny.
  • Sheldon
    Cooper

    (portrayed by Jim
    Parsons
    )
    is a lucky man who lives in his own cosmos. But everbody loves him.
  • Howard
    Wolowitz

    (portrayed by Simon
    Helberg
    )
    is a teeny-tiny man living with his mother who always trys to show
    off himself to every girl he comes across.
  • Rajesh
    Koothrappali

    (portrayed by Kunal
    Nayyar
    ),
    instead, can’t speak any word everytime he comes across a girl. But
    he starts to change this awkward situation a little bit, like taking
    pills.
  • Sara
    Gilbert

    as Leslie
    Winkle

    is a absolutely rational scientist and the only one who made fun of
    Sheldon without a counterattack.

路易斯莱恩从高空往下掉以每秒32英尺的初速度做自由落体加速
Lois lane is falling,accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per
second per second.
超人俯冲下来用两个钢筋一样的手臂想要接住她
Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel
此时莱恩小姐在以每小时120公里的速度往下掉
Miss lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour
碰到钢筋手臂 立马被劈成三瓣
Hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.

Sheldon: Leonard, I don’t think I can do this.
Leonard: What, are you kidding? You’re a semi-pro.
Sheldon: No. We are committing genetic fraud. There’s no guarantee that
our sperm is going to generate high IQ offspring, think about that. I
have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at
Fuddruckers.
Leonard: Sheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get
fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment.
Sheldon: I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads, but there’s some
poor woman is going to pin her hopes on my sperm, what if she winds up
with a toddler who doesn’t know if he should use an integral or a
differential to solve the area under a curve.
Leonard: I’m sure she’ll still love him.
Sheldon: I wouldn’t.
Leonard: Well, what do you want to do?
Sheldon: I want to leave.
Leonard: Okay.
Sheldon: What’s the protocol for leaving?
Leonard: I don’t know, I’ve never reneged on a proffer of sperm
before.
Sheldon: Let’s try just walking out.
Leonard: Okay.
Receptionist: Bye.
Sheldon: Bye-bye
Leonard: See you.
Scene: The stairs of the apartment building.
Sheldon: Are you still mad about the sperm bank?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?
Leonard: Not really.
Sheldon: If the height of a single step is off by as little as two
millimetres, most people will trip.
Leonard: I don’t care. Two millimetres? That doesn’t seem right.
Sheldon: No, it’s true, I did a series of experiments when I was twelve,
my father broke his clavicle.
Leonard: Is that why they sent you to boarding school?
Sheldon: No, that was the result of my work with lasers.
Leonard: New neighbour?
Sheldon: Evidently.
Leonard: Significant improvement over the old neighbour.
Sheldon: Two hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition, yes she
is.
Penny: Oh, hi!
Leonard: Hi.
Sheldon: Hi.
Leonard: Hi.
Sheldon: Hi.
Penny: Hi?
Leonard: We don’t mean to interrupt, we live across the hall.
Penny: Oh, that’s nice.
Leonard: Oh… uh… no… we don’t live together… um… we live together but in
separate, heterosexual bedrooms.
Penny: Oh, okay, well, guess I’m your new neighbour, Penny.
Leonard: Leonard, Sheldon.
Penny: Hi.
Leonard: Hi.
Sheldon: Hi.
Penny: Hi.
Leonard: Hi. Well, uh, oh, welcome to the building.
Penny: Thankyou, maybe we can have coffee sometime.
Leonard: Oh, great.
Penny: Great.
Sheldon: Great.
Leonard: Great. Well, bye.
Penny: Bye.
Sheldon: Bye.
Leonard: Bye.
Leonard: Should we have invited her for lunch?
Sheldon: No. We’re going to start Season Two of Battlestar Galactica.
Leonard: We already watched the Season Two DVDs.
Sheldon: Not with commentary.
Leonard: I think we should be good neighbours, invite her over, make her
feel welcome.
Sheldon: We never invited Louis-slash-Louise over.
Leonard: Well, then that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle.
Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on myspace.
Leonard: Yes, and you’ve never met one of them.
Sheldon: That’s the beauty of it.
Leonard: I’m going to invite her over. We’ll have a nice meal and
chat.
Sheldon: Chat? We don’t chat. At least not offline.
Leonard: Well it’s not difficult, you just listen to what she says and
then you say something appropriate in response.
Sheldon: To what end?
Leonard: Hi. Again.
Penny: Hi.
Sheldon: Hi.
Leonard: Hi.
Penny: Hi.
Leonard: Anyway, um. We brought home Indian food. And, um. I know that
moving can be stressful, and I find that when I’m undergoing stress,
that good food and company can have a comforting effect. Also, curry is
a natural laxative, and I don’t have to tell you that, uh, a clean colon
is just one less thing to worry about.
Sheldon: Leonard, I’m not expert here but I believe in the context of a
luncheon invitation, you might want to skip the reference to bowel
movements.
Penny: Oh, you’re inviting me over to eat?
Leonard: Uh, yes.
Penny: Oh, that’s so nice, I’d love to.
Leonard: Great.
Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
Credits sequence.
Scene: Sheldon and Leonard’s apartment.
Leonard: Okay, well, make yourself at home.
Penny: Okay, thankyou.
Leonard: You’re very welcome.
Penny: This looks like some serious stuff, Leonard, did you do this?
Sheldon: Actually that’s my work.
Penny: Wow.
Sheldon: Yeah, well, it’s just some quantum mechanics, with a little
string theory doodling around the edges. That part there, that’s just a
joke, it’s a spoof of the Bourne-Oppenheimer approximation.
Penny: So you’re like, one of those, beautiful mind genius guys.
Sheldon: Yeah.
Penny: This is really impressive.
Leonard: I have a board. If you like boards, this is my board.
Penny: Holy smokes.
Sheldon: If by holy smokes you mean a derivative restatement of the kind
of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any men’s room at MIT,
sure.
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: Oh, come on. Who hasn’t seen this differential below “here I
sit broken hearted?”
Leonard: At least I didn’t have to invent twenty-six dimensions just to
make the math come out.
Sheldon: I didn’t invent them, they’re there.
Leonard: In what universe?
Sheldon: In all of them, that is the point.
Penny: Uh, do you guys mind if I start?
Sheldon: Um, Penny, that’s where I sit.
Penny: So, sit next to me.
Sheldon: No, I sit there.
Penny: What’s the difference?
Sheldon: What’s the difference?
Leonard: Here we go.
Sheldon: In the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator to
remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the
summer it’s directly in the path of a cross breeze created by open
windows there, and there. It faces the television at an angle that is
neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide to
create a parallax distortion, I could go on, but I think I’ve made my
point.
Penny: Do you want me to move?
Sheldon: Well.
Leonard: Just sit somewhere else.
Sheldon: Fine.?(Wanders in circles, looking lost.)
Leonard: Sheldon, sit!
Sheldon: Aaah!
Leonard: Well this is nice. We don’t have a lot of company over.
Sheldon: That’s not true. Koothrapali and Wolowitz come over all the
time.
Leonard: Yes I now, but…
Sheldon: Tuesday night we played Klingon boggle until one in the
morning.
Leonard: Yes, I remember.
Sheldon: I resent you saying we don’t have company.
Leonard: I’m sorry.
Sheldon: That is an antisocial implication.
Leonard: I said I’m sorry.
Penny: So, Klingon boggle?
Leonard: Yeah, it’s like regular boggle but, in Klingon. That’s probably
enough about us, tell us about you.
Penny: Um, me, okay, I’m Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more
than you need to know.
Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural
delusion that the Sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily
defined constellations and the time of your birth somehow effects your
personality.
Penny: Participate in the what?
Leonard: I think what Sheldon’s trying to say, is that Sagittarius
wouldn’t have been our first guess.
Penny: Oh, yeah, a lot of people think I’m a water sign. Okay, let’s
see, what else, oh, I’m a vegetarian, oh, except for fish, and the
occasional steak, I love steak.
Sheldon: That’s interesting. Leonard can’t process corn.
Leonard: Wu-uh, do you have some sort of a job?
Penny: Oh, yeah, I’m a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory.
Leonard: Oh, okay. I love cheesecake.
Sheldon: You’re lactose intolerant.
Leonard: I don’t eat it, I just think it’s a good idea.
Penny: Oh, anyways, I’m also writing a screenplay. It’s about this
sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln Nebraska to be an actress,
and winds up a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory.
Leonard: So it’s based on your life?
Penny: No, I’m from Omaha.
Leonard: Well, if that was a movie I would go see it.
Penny: I know, right? Okay, let’s see, what else? Um, that’s about it.
That’s the story of Penny.
Leonard: Well it sounds wonderful.
Penny: It was. Until I fell in love with a jerk.
Sheldon?(mouths): What’s happening.
Leonard?(mouths back): I don’t know.
Penny: Oh God, you know, four years I lived with him, four years, that’s
like as long as High School.
Sheldon: It took you four years to get through High School?
Leonard: Don’t.
Penny: I just, I can’t believe I trusted him.
Leonard: Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.
Sheldon: You? No, you’ll only make it worse.
Penny: You want to know the most pathetic part? Even though I hate his
lying, cheating guts, I still love him. Is that crazy?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: No, it’s not crazy it’s, uh, uh, it’s a paradox. And paradoxes
are part of nature, think about light. Now if you look at Huygens, light
is a wave, as confirmed by the double slit experiments, but then, along
comes Albert Einstein and discovers that light behaves like particles
too. Well, I didn’t make it worse.
Penny: Oh, I’m so sorry, I’m such a mess, and on top of everything else
I’m all gross from moving and my stupid shower doesn’t even work.
Leonard: Our shower works.
Penny: Really? Would it be totally weird if I used it?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: No?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: No.
Leonard: It’s right down the hall.
Penny: Thanks. You guys are really sweet.
Sheldon: Well this is an interesting development.
Leonard: How so?
Sheldon: It has been some time since we’ve had a woman take her clothes
off in our apartment.
Leonard: That’s not true, remember at Thanksgiving my grandmother with
Alzheimer’s had that episode.
Sheldon: Point taken. It has been some time since we’ve had a woman take
her clothes off after which we didn’t want to rip our eyes out.
Leonard: The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.
Sheldon: So, what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?
Leonard: Excuse me?
Sheldon: That woman in there’s not going to have sex with you.
Leonard: Well I’m not trying to have sex with her.
Sheldon: Oh, good. Then you won’t be disappointed.
Leonard: What makes you think she wouldn’t have sex with me, I’m a male
and she’s a female?
Sheldon: Yes, but not of the same species.
Leonard: I’m not going to engage in hypotheticals here, I’m just trying
to be a good neighbour.
Sheldon: Oh, of course.
Leonard: That’s not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop
that I wouldn’t participate. However briefly.
Sheldon: Do you think this possibility will be helped or hindered when
she discovers your Luke Skywalker no-more-tears shampoo?
Leonard: It’s Darth Vader shampoo.?(There is a knock on the door.)?Luke
Skywalker’s the conditioner.
Howard: Wait till you see this.
Raj: It’s fantastic. Unbelievable.
Leonard: See what?
Howard: It’s a Stephen Hawking lecture from MIT in 1974.
Leonard: This is not a good time.
Howard: It’s before he became a creepy computer voice:.
Leonard: That’s great, you guys have to go.
Raj: Why?
Leonard: It’s just not a good time.
Sheldon: Leonard has a lady over.
Howard: Yeah, right, your grandmother back in town?
Leonard: No. And she’s not a lady, she’s just a new neighbour.
Howard: Hang on, there really is a lady here?
Leonard: Uh-huh.
Howard: And you want us out because you’re anticipating coitus?
Leonard: I’m not anticipating coitus.
Howard: So she’s available for coitus?
Leonard: Can we please stop saying coitus?
Sheldon: Technically that would be coitus interruptus.
Penny: Hey, is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower.
Oh. Hi, sorry. Hello!
Howard: Enchante Madamoiselle. Howard Wolowitz, Cal-Tech department of
Applied Physics. You may be familiar with some of my work, it’s
currently orbiting Jupiter’s largest moon taking high-resolution digital
photographs.
Penny: Penny. I work at the Cheesecake Factory.
Leonard: Come on, I’ll show you the trick with the shower.
Howard: Bon douche.
Penny: I’m sorry?
Howard: It’s French for good shower. It’s a sentiment I can express in
six languages.
Leonard: Save it for your blog, Howard.
Howard: See-ka-tong-guay-jow.
Scene: In the bathroom.
Leonard: Uh, there it goes, it sticks, I’m sorry.
Penny: Okay. Thanks.
Leonard: You’re welcome, oh, you’re going to step right, okay, I’ll….
Penny: Hey, Leonard?
Leonard: The hair products are Sheldon’s.
Penny: Um, okay. Can I ask you a favour.
Leonard: A favour? Sure, you can ask me a favour, I would do you a
favour for you.
Penny: It’s okay if you say no.
Leonard: Oh, I’ll probably say yes.
Penny: It’s just not the kind of thing you ask a guy you’ve just met.
Leonard: Wow.
Scene: Leonard and Sheldon, Inside Leonard’s car
Sheldon: I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.
Leonard: Must we?
Sheldon: Event A. A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B.
We drive half way across town to retrieve a television set from the
aforementioned woman’s ex-boyfriend. Query, on what plane of existence
is there even a semi-rational link between these events?
Leonard: She asked me to do her a favour, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Ah, yes, well that may be the proximal cause of our journey,
but we both know it only exists in contradistinction to the higher level
distal cause.
Leonard: Which is?
Sheldon: You think with your penis.
Leonard: That’s a biological impossibility and you didn’t have to
come.
Sheldon: Oh, right, yes, I could have stayed behind and watched Wolowitz
try to hit on Penny in Russian, Arabic and Farsi. Why can’t she get her
own TV.
Leonard: Come on, you know how it is with break-ups.
Sheldon: No I don’t. And neither do you.
Leonard: Wuh, I, I broke up with Joyce Kim.
Sheldon: You did not break up with Joyce Kim, she defected to North
Korea.
Leonard: To mend her broken heart. This situation is much less
complicated. There’s some kind of dispute between Penny and her
ex-boyfriend as to who gets custody of the TV. She just wanted to avoid
having a scene with him.
Sheldon: So we get to have a scene with him?
Leonard: No, Sheldon, there’s not going to be a scene. There’s two of us
and one of him.
Sheldon: Leonard, the two of us can’t even carry a TV.
Scene: Back at the apartment.
Penny?(to Raj): So, you guys work with Leonard and Sheldon at the
University?
(Raj looks at her, looks back at his food, takes a mouthful).
Penny: Uh, I’m sorry, do you speak English?
Howard: Oh, he speaks English, he just can’t speak to women.
Penny: Really, why?
Howard: He’s kind of a nerd. Juice box?
Scene: Outside Penny’s old apartment building.
Leonard?(pushes buzzer): I’ll do the talking.
Voice from buzzer: Yeah.
Leonard: Hi, I’m Leonard, this is Sheldon.
Sheldon: Hello.
Leonard: What did I just…. Uh, we’re here to pick up Penny’s TV.
Voice: Get lost.
Sheldon: Okay, thanks for your time.
Leonard: We’re not going to give up just like that.
Sheldon: Leonard, the TV is in the building, we’ve been denied access to
the building, ergo we are done.
Leonard: Excuse me, if I were to give up at the first little hitch I
never would have been able to identify the fingerprints of string theory
in the aftermath of the big bang.
Sheldon: My apologies. What’s your plan.
(Leonard starts rattling the doors violently.)
Sheldon: It’s just a privilege to watch your mind at work.
Leonard: Come on, we have a combined IQ of 360, we should be able to
figure out how to get into a stupid building.
(Two girl scouts arrive carrying bags of cookies. One runs her hand down
the intercom, pushing all the buttons. The door is buzzed open.)
Sheldon: What do you think their combined IQ is?
Leonard: Just grab the door.
Scene: Outside Penny’s ex-boyfriend’s apartment.
Leonard: This is it.?(Knocks.)?I’ll do the talking.
Sheldon: Good thinking, I’ll just be the muscle.
Enormous man: Yeah?
Leonard: I’m Leonard, this is Sheldon.
Sheldon: From the intercom.
Man: How the hell did you get in the building?
Leonard: Oh. We’re scientists.
Sheldon: Tell him about our IQ.
Scene: Outside the apartment building. Leonard and Sheldon exit. They
are not wearing trousers.
Sheldon: Leonard.
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: My mom bought me those pants.
Leonard: I’m sorry.
Sheldon: You’re going to have to call her.
Scene: On the stairs of Sheldon and Leonard’s building.
Leonard: Sheldon, I’m so sorry I dragged you through this.
Sheldon: It’s okay. It wasn’t my first pantsing, and it won’t be my
last.
Leonard: And you were right about my motives, I was hoping to establish
a relationship with Penny that might have some day led to sex.
Sheldon: Well you got me out of my pants.
Leonard: Anyway, I’ve learned my lesson. She’s out of my league, I’m
done with her, I’ve got my work, one day I’ll win the Nobel Prize and
then I’ll die alone.
Sheldon: Don’t think like that, you’re not going to die alone.
Leonard: Thank you Sheldon, you’re a good friend.
Sheldon: And you’re certainly not going to win a Nobel Prize.
Scene: Inside Sheldon and Leonard’s apartment.
Howard: This is one of my favourite places to kick back after a quest,
they have a great house ale.
Penny: Wow, cool tiger.
Howard: Yeah, I’ve had him since level ten. His name is Buttons. Anyway,
if you had your own game character we could hang out, maybe go on a
quest.
Penny: Uh, sounds interesting.
Howard: So you’ll think about it?
Penny: Oh, I don’t think I’ll be able to stop thinking about it.
Raj: Smooth.
Leonard: We’re home.
Penny: Oh, my God, what happened?
Leonard: Well, your ex-boyfriend sends his regards and I think the rest
is fairly self-explanatory.
Penny: I’m so sorry, I really thought if you guys went instead of me he
wouldn’t be such an ass.
Leonard: No, it was a valid hypothesis.
Sheldon: That was a valid hypothesis? What is happening to you?
Penny: Really, thank you so much for going and trying you’re, uh, you’re
so terrific. Why don’t you put some clothes on, I’ll get my purse and
dinner is on me, okay?
Leonard: Really? Great.
Sheldon: Thank you. You’re not done with her, are you?
Leonard: Our babies will be smart and beautiful.
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.
Scene: All five in Leonard’s car.
Leonard: Is Thai food okay with you Penny?
Penny: Sure.
Sheldon: We can’t have Thai food, we had Indian for lunch.
Penny: So?
Sheldon: They’re both curry based cuisines.
Penny: So?
Sheldon: They would be gastronomically redundant. I can see we’re going
to have to spell out everything for this girl.
Penny: Any ideas Raj??(He just looks at her with a worried
expression.)
Howard: Turn left on Lake Street and head up to Colorado. I know a
wonderful little sushi bar that has karaoke.
Penny: That sounds like fun.
Howard?(sings): Baby, baby don’t get hooked on me. Uh, baby, baby don’t
get hooked on me.
Sheldon: I don’t know what your odds are in the world as a whole, but as
far as the population of this car goes, you’re a veritable Mack Daddy.
Written by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady

Season 2: Everyone worked hard!

September 22, 2008 – May 11, 2009

  • Penny worked in a restaurant of Cheesecake Factory. And the very one
    deep in her heart turned out to be Leonard.
  • Leonard struggled all his life.
  • Sheldon started three-times-knock when he paid a visit to others.
  • Howard sended a toilet to the space.
  • Rajesh looked at the stars.
  • Kevin
    Sussman

    as Stuart
    Bloom

    and his comic book store showed up.

(Leonard)但是如果超人也达到那个速度然后减速
Unless superman matches her speed and decelerates
(Sheldon)还有时间吗 先生 她离地面两尺高
In what space ,sir? she’s two feet above the ground.
如果他真的爱她的话 他应该让她掉在马路上 那还比较仁慈
Frankly,if he really loved her,he’d let her hit the pavement.It’d be a
more merciful death.

Season 3: Love!

September 21, 2009 – May 24, 2010

问一下 跟我解释下托盘餐具放在沙发上 这算哪门子组织系统.
Excuse me.Explain to me an organization system where a tray of flatware
on a couch is valid.
我刚才有提到过这是沙发因为证据表明咖啡桌上正在举办小型二手货贩卖
I’m just inferring this a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee
table is having a tiny garage sale.

Season 4: Girls and boys!

September 23, 2010 – May 19, 2011

  • Amy claimed herself as Penny’s best friend. With Bernadette they
    hanged out together in girls’ night.
  • Aarti
    Mann

    as Priya
    Koothrappali

    form India became Leonard’s girlfriend.
  • Howard got engaged with Bernadette.
  • Sheldon often had video chat with Amy, which comforted him a lot.

(Leonard)你不能在半夜闯进一个女人的公寓 打扫
You can’t just break into a woman’s apartment in the middle of the night
and clean
(Sheldon)我别无选择 我睡不着
想到在我卧室外面是我们的客厅,在我们客厅外面是走廊和走廊这边就是…这个样子.
I had no choice . I couldn’t sleeo knowing that just outside my bedroom
was our living room, and just outside our living room was that
hallway.And immediately adjacent to the hallway was…this.

Season 5: Couples!

September 22, 2011 – May 10, 2012

  • After preparing for their wedding for the whole season, Howard and
    Bernadette finally celebrated it.
  • Penny and Leonard started beta-test for their relationship before
    release with bug report when they went into conflict.
  • Shldon and Amy moved their relationship to the next level — had a
    contract to formulate the rights and obligations as girlfriend and
    boyfriend.
  • Raj? The best man of Howard.

(Leonard)有些错误 像居里夫人发现了镭后来被证明有很大的科学研究价值
尽管她后来死于漫长而痛苦的放射性危害.
Some mistakes,such as madam curie’s discovery of radium,turned out to
have great scientific potential,even though she would later die a slow
painful death”from radiation poisoning”.

Season 6: Departure.

September 27, 2012 – May 16, 2013

  • Raj finally had a long relationsip, for a season, with a girl Kate
    Micucci

    as
    Lucy
    but ended up with too much push. But this tragedy resulted in Raj
    could talk to women without alcohol as his heart was open.
  • After 3 years, Sheldon and Amy had a intimate intercourse,
    fictitiously.
  • Leonard and Penny maintained a relationship for the whole season.
  • Howard? Became the master of Dungeons & Dragons.

(Howard)我就担心这个
Oh boy,i was afraid of this.
(Leonard)怎么了
What?
(Howard)这些说明书用的都是些图解用最没有想象力的方式组合的这些零件.这就是为什么瑞典没有太空项目.
These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least
imaginative way to assemble these components.This,right here is why
sweden has no space program.
(Leonard)这个设计非常不合理
假设她有个平板电视,那就意味着这后面的空间都浪费了
It is an inefficient design,for example,she has a flat screen tv which
means all the space behind it is wasted.
(Sheldon)我们可以把音响放这
We could put her stereo back there.
(Leonard)那怎么遥控?
and control it how?
(Sheldon)装个红外线转接器 光电管装这 接收器装这 小菜一碟
Run an infrared repeater.Photo cell here,emitter here,easy-peasy.
(Howard)想法不错 怎么冷却
Good point How are you gonna cool it?
(Sheldon)用风扇怎么样 这里一个 这里一个
How about fans?here and here.
(Leonard)还是不太合理而且可能有噪音.
Also inefficient,and might be loud.
(Howard)液体冷却剂怎么样 在这弄个水泵.装四分之一英寸的聚氯乙烯
How about liquid coolant?maybe a little aquarium pump here,run some
quarter-inch pvc…
(Penny)这个东西其实挺简单的
Guys,this is actually really simple.
(Howard)等会,亲爱的,男人在干活
Hold on,honey. men at work.
聚氯乙烯循环到这,用电波纹薄钢板在这做散热器
The pvc comes down here.Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a
radiator here.
(Leonard)是嘛?那怎么装水盘,水闸?还有蓄电池?
Yeah?show me where we put a drip tray,a sluice,and an overflow
reservoir.
(Sheldon)如果用到水,那就要把这玩意接地吧.
If water’s involved,we’re gonna have to ground the crap out of the
thing.
(Penny)这里好热哦,我还是把衣服脱光了吧..
It’s hot in here, i think i’ll just take off all my clothes.
…………………..
(Leonard)我想出来了.如果我们把嵌板A B F和横木H都换成航空铝.
Oh, i’ve got it.What about if we replace panels a,b and f and crossbar h
with aircraft-grade aluminum?
(Sheldon)对了,那整个就都是散热片
Right.then the entire thing is one heat sink.
(Howard)完美,你和谢尔顿去废物堆积场找个6平方的铝合板,我和拉杰搞定氧乙炔喷焊器.
Perfect.You and sheldon go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters

Season 7: Going on.

September 26, 2013 – May 15, 2014

  • Raj had a “girlfriend” Laura
    Spencer
    )
    as
    Emily.
  • Penny moved on to her acting career but finally quited and had
    engaged with Leonard, seriously.
  • Sheldon lived a life but his career went into a turning point.
  • The Wolowitzs just went on but Stuart lived with their Mom.

of scrap aluminum?Raj and i will get the oxyacetylene torch.

(未加名字标注的默认为sheldon所说)
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Season 8: Family!

September 22, 2014 – May 7, 2015

Season 9: Together!

September 21, 2015 – May 12, 2016

  • Sheldon slept together with Amy.
  • Penny would have a “second” wedding with Leonard.
  • Bernadette was pregnant.

Season 10: Life!

September 19, 2016 – May 11, 2017

  • Penny had another wedding ceremony with Leonard as both family and
    friends were around, Bernadette gave birth to a baby, and Raj
    started paying bills by himself. It is what we called life itself.
    Sometimes it is just going on.
  • Sheldon proposed to Amy.

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